lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

capacity:

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit

novitiate2017:

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

russellwilson:

I’m

neksichthon:

barf-girl:

luzialowe:

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

I’m genuinely gonna have nightmares about this. Horrendous

gofortheeyes:

paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

WIKIFEET

sovietnam:

gucciballs:

still fucks me up how osama bin laden had charlie bit my finger in his video archive when they found him. a man of refined taste

swarovskia:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

rich-homie-john:

how it feels when u comin off a high mid-afternoon

greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show